Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Is this is good advice to get a man off your back ?

MAN: 'Can I buy you a drink?'


WOMAN: 'Actually,I'd rather have the money


MAN: 'Your face must turn a few heads.


WOMAN: 'Yours must turn a few stomachs.


MAN: 'I think I could make you very happy.


WOMAN: 'Why are you leaving.


MAN:'Where have you been all my life?'


WOMAN: 'Hiding from you.


Man: 'Is this seat empty?


WOMAN: 'This one will be if you sit by me'.


MAN: 'So what do you do for a living?'


WOMAN: 'I'm a female impersonator.'Is this is good advice to get a man off your back ?
most men aren't trying to get on a woman's backIs this is good advice to get a man off your back ?
thanks and a Very MERRY CHRISTMAS

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Chuckles!!!!!
have you been following me around listening to all the rejections ? just kidding , I always got the standard 'washing my hair that night'. Now at this point in my life i'm rather glad they were!
That should do the trick.
I adore it! I am reveling in giggles the last couple of days. Thanks, keep up the good work!
Lots of chuckles with this one. Thanks.
Thanks for the chuckles ! I needed them tonight !
why beat around the bush?????
Susie, that is the cutest, you always pick the best! A star for you again!
That was so good. I will have to remember that last line if I ever get into a situation like that.I don't go out anymore, so it will be doubtful. Thank you for your sense of humor, Suzie!
i will remember that good advice

Looking for some DISNEYWORLD advice. Any way to get some great deals for dining..in the park hotels...?

or transportation from a resort to the cruise ship? Our trip is next month and the cruise is already booked but looking for a hotel and park tickets. Thanks!!Looking for some DISNEYWORLD advice. Any way to get some great deals for dining..in the park hotels...?
Right now if you book through disney they have a free dining plan offer. You really can't beat that!


ALso make sure to check out Mousesavers.com and www.allears.net they have great resources on saving money. Our week long trip two years ago cost over $4000 this year using tips from those sites it'll come in around $2000.


The Orlando area has lots of limo services that are cheaper than the disney transport option to get to the cruise.Looking for some DISNEYWORLD advice. Any way to get some great deals for dining..in the park hotels...?
Go to Disney's website. we just got done planning our trip for 11 days finally. Good luck with all. Airfare wasn't bad at all, but Disney is where they get u for ur $. Stay in the park though cause if u don't %26amp; the park is full that day u may not be able to get in. They don't tell u that , but sometimes it happens that way. You can get a family dining plan for an xtra $40 per person per day, but it didn't seem to be much cheaper for us. There were also a few places in the park that were $15 %26amp; under(animal Kingdom %26amp; epcot were the only 2 i seen). The hotel was also cheaper to eat at %26amp; get transfer tickets if ur not renting a car. There is a tram in the park to take u from place to place %26amp; i'm also trying to find out about a shuttle service i heard about if u want to leave the park area %26amp; go on the outside strip. Good luck %26amp; have fun on ur trip.
def contact disney directly on that. transportation is provided from cruise line to disney world as well as specials just for cruise people. call them.

What is the worst advice you've gotten on to your question on Yahoo Answers?

So I know there's a question about the ';best advice'; that you've gotten through Yahoo answers, but what has the worst advice been? And I'm not talking about an answer that just posts a link to someone else's question or advertisement... but what was some advice that either a) failed horribly or b) was just a terrible idea that someone gave you on Yahoo Answers?What is the worst advice you've gotten on to your question on Yahoo Answers?
a kid once answered my computer networking question with ';go ask ur mom';What is the worst advice you've gotten on to your question on Yahoo Answers?
I posted a question asking folks to list moderate republicans. I got several posts recommending Sarah Palin, and another linking me to a moderate democrat. Utterly baffled by the idiocy.
Mostly when I ask questions in the diet section I get terrible advice from stupid kids
they told me to go talk to my bf and we broke up :(

In Australia: what advice about getting rid of old computer and electronic materials?

Live in Wollongong but I'd like advice about any schemes throughout AustraliaIn Australia: what advice about getting rid of old computer and electronic materials?
your council should generally have its own schemes for recycling electronic items





alternatively, you could offer things on freecycle (international, with groups in most towns or areas) - as a moderator on my group, there are a few people who take in broken computers etc, make new whole ones out of them and pass them on to charity etcIn Australia: what advice about getting rid of old computer and electronic materials?
contact the woollongong council, and ask them if they have a recycling service for electrical goods.


if you go into a post shop _australia post_ they have postable bags to put old mobile phones and batteries in to be recycled.


good luck





or, if the goods work, see if a school or church or day care or seniors centre could use them.


op shops wont accept them
I don't live in Australia but I would think you should recycle it.
I here you have lots of sharks. throw them into the ocean and feed the sharks

Can we afford to get married? I need advice badly and asap?

k so me and my boyfriend have been together for 4 1/2 years...but the only thing is...no ones really known about it because in our church your not supposed to date, our just supposed to get married through faith, and also you have to be a member(baptised) in order for the church to fully allow it. Well ya...neither of us are baptised and my mom recently found out about us from snooping in my cell phone. And know shes saying that I have to tell my dad, and my dad is going to say ';since your together you have to get married right away'; but neither of us are done with school and we were going to atleast wait till then to tell our parents but now were kind of stuck, and getting married isnt such the big issue, because we would have had to tell our parents at some point...the biggest issue is, will we even be able to pay our bills? together we have an income of $3000, our expenses would be $400 car payments each, house, groceries, insurance, health coverage etc.---is it possible to do?Can we afford to get married? I need advice badly and asap?
The bible does demand pre-marital chastity, and honoring one's parents.





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http://watchtower.org/e/19990215/article鈥?/a>Can we afford to get married? I need advice badly and asap?
You dont sound like your really ready to get married....I wouldnt_
YOU JUST ANSWERED YOURE OWN QUESTION NO YOU ARE NOT READY AND YOU MUST BE A JAHOVAH WITINESS
only if you all are strong enough to weather through the bad times together because money doesnt matter love will always find a way money you can always find its love thats hard especially through the struggles through life.it was hard for us to but weve weathered through it all and were still holding strong but it wasnt easy follow your heart
If you don't want to get married, don't do it! You could do it though, but it would be very difficult. Just tell your parents while you respect their religious beliefs about marriage, you do not find them very practical for your life. Tell them that money is a reality. Also, I think that your mother snooping is wrong and disrespectful. Aren't you upset? You're an adult. You have the right to be treated like one.
could make it. Just watch what you spend your money on.
YES YOU CAN ...DI YOU KNOW THAT MAN CALL THE JUSTICE OF THE PEACE....


IT'S THE CHEAP WAY...


$27 IN MOST STATES


BUT IF YOU REALLY LOVE HIM THAT WOULD BE THE BEST WAY.


BUT IF YOU WANT TO DO IT FOR A SHOW.. JUST MAYBE IT WILL COST YOU GUYS,


YOU DON'T HAVE TO MARRY RIGHT AWAY IF YOU'RE NOT READY TOO. WHEN IT COME TO THIS ISSUE THIS ISN'T ANY OF YOUR PARENTS BUSINESS.THEY DON'T HAVE TO LIVE WITH YOU DO... YOU GUYS HAVE TO MAKE UP YOUR MIND TOGETHER...BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO WHEN YOU GET MARRIED
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  • My friend is in a bad relationship and I don't know hot to help get her out...advice?

    Ok..so my best friend is in a terrible relationship. She knows she should leave and full on admits to knowing but...but she doesn't. He calls her names and hangs out with her like once a week even though they live together. He tells her she is a c**t and fat and ugly and he hates her. Then he will apologize and be nice for a day and then go right back to being the biggest jerk ever! Only one day out of the month he is nice to her...no joke. She says ';I always thought that the good times out weigh the bad'; But she hurts and cries on a daily basis. I keep trying to tell her love is not always enough and she needs to leave...but I am telling her something she already knows. Any idea's on how to get her out?My friend is in a bad relationship and I don't know hot to help get her out...advice?
    She probably already knows that he's a dirtbag. Just tell her that you care for her and that he's not treating her right, have her move in with you so you can help her. Actually if he is such a jerk to her, then that's not love. Love is not just a word, love is a verb.My friend is in a bad relationship and I don't know hot to help get her out...advice?
    oh dear, you are a wonderful friend. ok i think i have the solution for you...you can tell her my story which is similar as hers,...i'll send it to you....good luck
    my ex was like that when i did leave i had to do it on my own she thinks he is the only guy for her but when she does leave him she will be a better person it will take a while to trust again she will think every guy will do that .. I wasted 3 years with that loser (my ex) if he beats her like my ex did she needs to leave him before he kills her that is what got me to leave
    He is controlling and abusive. She has to GET OUT NOW before he turns violent! Tell her that you're trying to help her, as her friend, and you're only looking out for her best interest!!! So far it's only emotional, but it CAN get physical! And it's very, very abusive how he is speaking to her. She should call a domestic abuse hotline. She needs to speak to someone who can tell her how to deal with him, and who will explain to her how important it is to get out of this relationship if she won't end it, herself. Maybe you can also get a bunch of her friends together, sit her down, and have all them tell her how worried they are for her. I would also suggest an order of protection or a restraining order before he gets worse!
    THERE IS NOT MUCH YOU CAN DO FOR HER. JUST BE THERE FOR HER WHEN SHE NEEDS YOU. SHE WANTS TO SEE THE GOOD IN HIM BUT THERE PROBABLY IS NOT MUCH GOOD IN SOMEONE LIKE THAT. YOU CAN TELL HER THAT PEOPLE LIKE THAT DON'T CHANGE BUT SHE WON'T BELIEVE IT TIL SHE HAS HAD ENOUGH OF THE ABUSE. IT IS ALMOST LIKE A DRUG ADDICT YOU CANT CHANGE THEM ON YOUR OWN THEY HAVE TO WANT TO CHANGE...WITH YOUR FRIEND SHE HAS TO SERIOUSLY WANT OUT OF THE RELATIONSHIP IN ORDER TO LEAVE THAT A**HOLE.

    Do you TAKE the Advice you get on Yahoo Answers?

    I have become fanatical about asking very private, ';honest'; questions on here. Mainly about my bad luck streak with men and lousy friendships/associations. I've had a few ';fans'; of my questions critically call me out, because they felt I was ';wallowing in extreme self-pity'; or that I somehow, get a kick from asking such emotionally charged questions. I sit in front of a cpu 9 hours out my day M-F. And I have a LOT of time to think about what went wrong, or why things are happening in my life as they are---so instead of me---psycho analyzing myself---I asked those very questions here. I have received BRILLIANT advice and some very harsh criticisms all the same. But I can ';honestly'; say that I do take the advice I get from the strangers on here and have made some very wise decisions because of it. I just wanted to say that, because sometimes I think the avid yahoo answer respondents start to feel taken for granted. And some of this advice really is life changing. Do you TAKE the Advice you get on Yahoo Answers?
    I've only asked one question so far, but I've answered many. I love reading everyone's responses, and there is a lot of wisdom in most of them, but I also feel by answering questions I am kind of taking advice from myself (thinking through my own issues). You see, things are difficult, and it is like therapy for me to answer other peoples questions and help them with things I've had personal experience with in the hopes that they may avoid some of the pitfalls I have had. I don't claim to have all the answers, even for myself, but it's great to try to help people, and share with everyone some of common problems or situations we all face. When you're feeling down, the best thing to do is do something for someone else.





    One thing I don't like to see is people giving advice when they have had no personal experience with it, or they can't see both sides of something. It's hard not to give someone truthful, strong medicine (when they obviously need it), but you can usually do it in such a way that is, for the most part, positive. I love this place!Do you TAKE the Advice you get on Yahoo Answers?
    Sometimes I do, but other times the advice might just give me some insight to what I may or may not do. Helps me to make a decision or get what I am looking for. Even though we are all strangers on here, we are here to help each other no matter the problem or situation. Yeah sometimes you may not like to hear what the other person says, but ya know it could very well be the truth and help you alot.
    Honestly, I take the advice I receive on here with a grain of salt.





    I've found that the women who post here tend to be more Christian-oriented, judgemental, closed-minded, and prudes than the women I tend to befriend. No offense, of course. There are also lots of cool people.
    Sometimes the cold hard truth is what people need instead of beating around the bush and half answers. but I doubt most people want to hear the cold hard truth and not that confident that it make that much of a difference in the long run.
    I read the advice. Then mix it with my own thoughts. But at the end of the day, it's up to me, they do influence me though.
    Sometimes.





    Depends on the question I suppose............





    I'm glad you are getting the help you need, I'm pretty sure that's the proper intention of this forum.





    Some of us have far too much fun on here though;)
    its not that i actually follow the advice, but to know there are other people out in the world who are or at one point have been through the same stuff i am at the moment..
    i take advice sometimes. at the end of the day, i make my own decision.
    Sometimes
    Awesome statement !!!! :)
    Only from my contacts.





    Luv y'all.
    Let's just say I take rational advice if I have to but not 100% into taking them...usually I ask questions to get their opinion...to see things in different angles and that way they can help me to determine a better decision by putting together all their opinions and it's a great help to make me analyzed and realized things. I don't mind and always thankful for any kind of opinions whether they just answer your question to criticize or to share a real opinion.

    Need advice my lil girl almost 12yrs old. is not helping out anymore and i cant get her to do what i ask. ?

    she just started cheerleading and enrolled in acting/modeling. have told her we will take her out of cheerleading. Need advice my lil girl almost 12yrs old. is not helping out anymore and i cant get her to do what i ask. ?
    The problems are just beginning for you. It's called ';being a teenager'; and she just seems to have started a little early. She will have more and more rebellious urges but she needs discipline from you, despite all her moans, groans, whining and silent treatments.Need advice my lil girl almost 12yrs old. is not helping out anymore and i cant get her to do what i ask. ?
    just start taking away things that she like until she starts to do what you ask(it sounds like she dont respect you) if you start now she will know dont play with mom, because if you dont put your foot down it will only get worst

    Ladies/does anyone have any advice as to what really works to get rid of cramps/or make it feel better?

    DRs will advise you to go on birth control to help with severe cramps, but make sure they check you out for Endometriosis first.





    For my cramps I take a warm bath and use a heating pad.


    And I take extra strength tylenol sometimes. I'm not a big pill popper, but have on occasion taken a pain killer prescribed by my Doc when the cramps were so bad I couldn't walk.





    Hydrating yourself is a good idea since muscle cramping can be worse when muscles aren't properly hydrated


    and exercising can help a great deal...assuming the cramps aren't so bad that you can't walk straight.Ladies/does anyone have any advice as to what really works to get rid of cramps/or make it feel better?
    birth controlLadies/does anyone have any advice as to what really works to get rid of cramps/or make it feel better?
    Ibuprofen and a heating pad
    I say you lay in bed take a nice little nap,and it sould be gone by then. If not take an asprin
    If I am having a REALLY bad monthly I take 3 Advil. I sit with a heating pad behind my lower back and I use a home made moist heat pad in front at the same time. I put a folded wet kitchen or hand towel in a large ziploc bag. Before I close it I pop it in the microwave until it's hot. Then I close it up, grab another towel to put around the bag and rest it on my lower stomach area.
    I have sever cramps, back pain too..tried exercising the heat, drinkin plenty of water..nothing helped me so I finally talked with my doc.He prescribed me with some pain meds, that work great..they dont make me feel funny or drousy, or anything like that. I can finally get on with my day...I am having other testing done to make sure everything is ok..but, talk with ur doc. he or she is the only one that can really help ya out!
    calcium and magniesium it works for cramps and heavy flow.





    and peppermint candies help also.
    I have asked this same question with little response. I have BEGGED my doctor for medication and she just says its part of life.
    hop tea (tastes foul) and curl up with a hot water bottle. I have heard that a lot of exercise helps too. (couch potato).
    midol extra strength
    Try a heating pad or a water bottle full of warm water or try to go to your doc. and get him to prescribe somthing maybe it could be serious!
    Bourbon. Never fails!
    exercizing usually helps me and drinking lots of water...it sounds weird though doesnt it?
    Walking or exercise will help ease the constriction. A hot bath or a heating pad. Black cohosh, chamomile, and raspberry leaf are some popular herbal remedies for menstrual cramps. If you are experiencing painful cramps with every period, you might want to check with a doctor to make sure that everything is ok. Also, taking birth control pills will usually make your periods shorter, lighter, and less painful.
    I am not one of those people to take asprin or tylenol for a headache but once I had cramps so bad I couldn't get off the couch. I had my husband buy me some Midol Extra Strength and I was human again. I totally recommend it.
    to get rid of cramps midol works.. nut if you drink one and then put something warm (blanket, pillow) on your stomach.. it will make it better faster.. also try to do some exercise that laso helps.
    a heatin pad some sleep ohh yea and dont drive caffinnated stuff drink water it make you period go by faster
    Peppermint tea and aspirins and good music works for me.
    usually heat works, use a hot water bottle, or a heating pad and take some ibuprofen.... it usually works well for me
    Motrin helps but my mother used to say its punishment for being a woman which was never very encouraging. I also found along with other ladies that cramps do subside after your 1st child . But dont go get pregnant for that reason ! It does get better with age. At 15-18 years of age I used to cry . If they are really bad you should go to a female Dr as they understand. I also agree with Mandy ! If you can take the B.C. Pill it does help .
    warm the area, get some drugs from the doctor,
    Take advil
    A hot water bottle held to my tummy area makes my cramps feel better. Put your legs up on the couch arm or a pillow and just let the heat soak in.

    Do you TAKE the Advice you get on Yahoo Answers?

    I have become fanatical about asking very private, ';honest'; questions on here. Mainly about my bad luck streak with men and lousy friendships/associations. I've had a few ';fans'; of my questions critically call me out, because they felt I was ';wallowing in extreme self-pity'; or that I somehow, get a kick from asking such emotionally charged questions. I sit in front of a cpu 9 hours out my day M-F. And I have a LOT of time to think about what went wrong, or why things are happening in my life as they are---so instead of me---psycho analyzing myself---I asked those very questions here. I have received BRILLIANT advice and some very harsh criticisms all the same. But I can ';honestly'; say that I do take the advice I get from the strangers on here and have made some very wise decisions because of it. I just wanted to say that, because sometimes I think the avid yahoo answer respondents start to feel taken for granted. And some of this advice really is life changing. Do you TAKE the Advice you get on Yahoo Answers?
    I have a few questions and taken some of the advice. I found even the ones whose answer you didn't feel was right at the time does help later on, and it is interesting to get different views and perspectives on things, especially when it is objective, as friends and family's advice is often subjective. And of course it is difficult to see the ';wood for the trees'; when you are in the midst of confusion. I have also tried to give honest advice, and it is usually well received (I think), though I did get a nasty email from another answerer the other day who didn't agree with my advice, and unfortunately she wouldn't allow me to email her back to explain my point of view. All you can do is to take the advice you feel is right and ignore those who don't understand. So yes I do take advice. Happy question asking :) xxDo you TAKE the Advice you get on Yahoo Answers?
    Well!i have never asked any serious questions here,only once,and yes i followed the advice.And i guess,people who doesnt know you can really give you a good advice without any kind of selfish acts and jealousy.
    Depends on how reasonable the advice is!
    I have and will probably continue





    SteveC
    depends on the question. if it is a heavily, troublesome questions involving people I care for, then NO.
    Are you crazy????????????????????





    Might be why your having bad luck with men !

    Aspiring Interior Decorator Needs Advice To Get Into School!?

    Hello all and thanks for visiting,





    Here is the low-down:





    I've decided to apply to a community college to study Interior Decorating. One of the (many) admission requirements is that I submit a portfolio. Sounds simple, right? Wrong.





    Here's the 'sitch:





    My husband and I have moved Several times over the past couple of years as he's been transferred by work again and again. Thankfully he is being transferred back to our home town where we will be staying and where this college happens to be. Simply, my issue is that I'm currently hundreds and hundreds of miles away from any friends/family whom I might volunteer to re-decorate a room in their house and, worst of all, mine and my husband's house is in shambles and boxes per the up-coming move.





    My conundrum is - How can I put together a Portfolio without physically decorating a room? Can I submit drawings? Should I download software? If so... how?





    Thanks for taking the time!Aspiring Interior Decorator Needs Advice To Get Into School!?
    I think this is the perfect time to show your creativity. I think you should submit drawings, but based on clientele that youv'e made up. 'This is Bob Smith, he recently moved from Florida to Colorado. Bob really misses the ocean, and wants his new home to incorporate the look of the beach with out looking out of place here in Coloroado, so here is a sketch that I drew up for him...' 'This is Myrtle, Myrtle has been hounded by her family to update her home, which has been decorated by numerous mementos her and her recenlty deceased husband have collected over the fifty years they have been together. Here is a sketch I made for Myrtle, streamlining her look, but still including her beloved treasures...'


    I would imagine that a community college would not expect you to already have 'clientele' but by doing a mock clientele list, you are showing that you can be creative, that you can think ahead, and that you are willing to listen to what your 'clientele' wants.





    I'm glad I could help! I think one or two livingrooms, 1 or 2 bedrooms, 1 or 2 kitchens, and then maybe a bathroom, den, etc. You might want to also sketch something non residential, a restaurant would be good, then do something you wouldn't normally think to decorate, like a hospital, they will love a story about how you want the ill to feel good while they are away from home. A little over a year ago, I inquired about going back to school for the same thing, but decided not to for now, maybe when my kids are older, but anyway, the school was ready to take me without any portfolio, they asked for some pics, and said I could bring in pics of what I had done at home, but they enrolled me right then and there without seeing anything, they did not seem too demanding. The schools right now are wanting students, you will really need your 'think outside the box' mindset more so after school, this is a very competitive market right now, I'm sure you will be great! Best of luck!Aspiring Interior Decorator Needs Advice To Get Into School!?
    Congratulations on your decision to go back to school. Having just graduated with my Interior Design degree I feel comfortable in telling you that the those that will be evaluating you for acceptance are not looking for a professional design portfolio. The idea here is to assess your ability to succeed in the program. Clearly, if you had magazine quality photos of spaces you had already designed you wouldn't need the diploma. KT gave you good advice about creating a client and then designing a space specifically for them. Interior design is about solving problems and therefore it's important to understand your client and their needs. You'll definitely want to write up a profile of the client, your concept for the design, and then perhaps a bit about why you chose what you did. Don't worry about getting too technical or too elaborate. Mostly you want to justify your selections. In addition to the sketches you could also create a display board or two (the kind like you'd see on HGTV's Designer's Challenge). In fact you can even do this electronically. You can select images from anywhere on the web and combine them collage style to create the look and feel you're going for. Check out www.polyvore.com. It's easy and fun. Best of all is that you can then either print or send the finished products wherever you like. This will give you the chance to show how you might combine fabric, furniture, lighting, artwork, etc. Also for your portfolio, it needn't be only interior design. Are you an artist? Can you sketch? Do you sew? How about a photographer? Any of these things will also show your creativity. I guess what I'm trying to say is don't sell yourself short. If the admissions committe is looking for specifics they'll let you know, otherwise submit those things that show your creativity. Good luck.
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  • Full uppter toth extraction awake and need advice on getting though it?

    Sedation is not an option for me insurance wise. Its also hard to numb me up because of all the infection in my teeth. And the gas tends not to work that well either. Ive got a huge phobia and had this done before and it was the post painful thing I have gone through (including labor and gall bladder attacks) I would much appreciate advice on how to stay calm and thru it. thanks!Full uppter toth extraction awake and need advice on getting though it?
    Maybe ask if it will be okay to take a few benadryls before?

    Im considering starting a freelance courier business. Anyone got some advice about this business?

    First, decide what services you want to offer.


    Second, decide how many drivers you are willing to hire.


    Third, research your market (this should probably be first rather than third....), and start building contacts within your market.


    Fourth, when you start your company, advertise, advertise advertise.. Go out and do sales calls.


    Word of mouth will sell your company pretty quickly, so have GOOD SERVICE and decent prices.


    Be wary when you hire people. Good drivers are NOT a dime a dozen, so don't think that way. Screen who you hire, make sure they care about what they do.Im considering starting a freelance courier business. Anyone got some advice about this business?
    My solution is not politicaly correct but it would work.Go work for a courier firm,stay a bit,get friendly with the best account customers,then start on your own at a droped price,and make sure when you leave take the customers list bingo.Im considering starting a freelance courier business. Anyone got some advice about this business?
    It's a crowded market.
    We have a guy out here that will deliver anything local for cost plus five bucks. You want some McDonalds? Cost plus five bucks. Case of Beer? Cost plus five bucks. Keep it local, and you could make some money. You might even be able to charge a little extra for certain items at certain times of the day (or night) All you need for this business is a car and a cellphone......and the ability to stay up all night!
    Hire me and i will drive around butt naked .. that will put the sales up..let me tell you...lol xxx

    Can anyone give me advice to get sales on my passport to wealth programme?

    I joined passport to wealth in december last year, and by february i gave up on it because i couldnt get any sales, i tried the managed marketing campaign ($299) and spent nearly 拢200 on adwords........not a single sale, not to mention the 拢29.95 a month for 4 months.


    anyway, all in all ive spent $997 to join, $299 on managed marketing, $120 monthly subs, and $400 adwords.......gutted!


    but now ive decided to give it another go, just 4 sales and id be on the up. so can anyone give me real advice on how to get some sales, free if poss but certainly low cost as im bankrupt.


    all answers welcome.


    thanksCan anyone give me advice to get sales on my passport to wealth programme?
    Craig, I';m not understanding your desire to get back into the what appears to be a pyramid scam? The company is the only one making money %26amp; a few of their principles.





    I've looked at the web site to realize I'd never invest a shilling in it. I fear you've been had.

    I need some good advice to get that wet curly hair look, please read! (:?

    I have REALLY thick hair.


    It is just a bit longer than my shoulders, and has a natural wave/curl to it.





    I have literally tried everything. I've used gel, mouse, hairspray...


    Everything always just gets all crunchy and gross.


    If part of it does in fact have that wet look, the rest dries up and my hair is just a frizzy mess with some wet looking pieces lol.





    I always see these girls with hair that have nice curls in them that look wet, but their hair is completely dry.





    Any suggestions would help me out so much!





    Thanks for taking the time to read thisI need some good advice to get that wet curly hair look, please read! (:?
    I used to do this look all the time last summer.


    as soon as you wash your hair.. brush it out, put a mouse in it, ( a fair bit ) then scrunch the hair with your hands, then spray it with hair spray, let it dry naturally but keep skrunching it ewvery once in a while, while its drying!I need some good advice to get that wet curly hair look, please read! (:?
    O.K AFTER WASHING YOUR HAIR COMB IT AND TURNYOURR HEAD UPSIDE DOWN...I SUGGEST U PUT MOOSE IN IT FIRST...SCRUNCH UP ALLYOUR HAIR EQUALLY...THEN SCRUNCH IT UP WITH GELL....WHEN IT DRIES PUT HAIRSPRAY SO IT WONT MESS UP....IF U HAVE BANGS U SHOULD LEAVE THE BANGS DRY AND STRAIGHTENEN THEM
    i have curly hair as it is, but to get the look you're talking about..





    i put a lottt of gel in and come it with a wide tooth comb. then shake it out. and spray it a lotttttttt and scrunch it.
    you an me both I'm trying to get that look too but what u could do is texturize your hair and use a leave in conditioner and a creame moisturiser it works.try it an good luck!!!
    try using gel and scrunching your hair while your head is upside down, and your hair is not soaking wet....slightly wet/damp hair works better for this! good luck
    i hate when ppl have curls that looks wet.


    but i think cat walk has some products for it =]



    use salon products they do make a diffrence and there are some . texture curl memory is a good one

    Whoever gives the best advice will get 10 points....(about a car).?

    Ok heres the story:


    My Sister was giving me her car. She left the car at my grandpa's house. i couldnt get the car beccasue i didnt have a licence yet...so it sat there for 6 months....well my stepdad who owned the car years back said the car was abandoned and took over the car.





    SO whoever can provide the best advice to why the car isnt concidered abandoned will get 10 points. it was being kept in a responsible place...





    get to typing...Whoever gives the best advice will get 10 points....(about a car).?
    get to typing? what an *** thing to say! bite meWhoever gives the best advice will get 10 points....(about a car).?
    it was left to you by your sister who is your kin and YOU left it at your grandpa's until you could get your license. it is on your grandpa's property who is also kin unlike your stepdad who isn't blood related. you your grandpa and your sister aknowledge that it's there until you get your license so there is a viable reason the car is there and has stayed there.
    abandoned means leaving something desolate without taking care of it... If it was taken care of then I don't consider it abandoned.





    P.S. get to typing won't fly well around here with anyone; find a better way to ask questions because 10 points isn't that great to me...I can definitely find that anywhere.

    Severe Anxiety: Seek Medical Advice or Get On With It?

    Hi there,





    The history:


    I went to the doctor about 4 years ago after I left school and started my first job; I was really nervous about going to work, I couldn't sleep before it, I had an upset stomach during it, I felt apprehensive and paranoid. I explained my symptoms to the doctor who, after writing in her book told me that it sounded like anxiety, but went on to say that she wasn't a ';wizard'; and didn't have a ';magic potion'; to make it go away, and suggested that I go rent a book about it from the library.





    It took a lot for me to go to the doctor to speak about it, and since I have never visited the surgery for fear of being treated like I was wrong for booking myself in to talk about such a stupid thing.





    The present:


    I am now 20 years old and I think that I am alienating myself from the world because it has got too much for me to cope with.


    I have tried telling myself to shut up and that it's all in my head but it has been getting progressively worse.





    I can't walk anywhere public on my own without being paranoid that I look stupid or their is something wrong with the way I walk, so I spend time telling myself I walk properly. Then spend time telling myself to shut up.





    As I approach someone, or vice versa I start to feel light headed and shakey, I sweat and I can I can't stop thinking about what they might think of me. this feeling is multiplied if there is a group.My breathing is short and my thoughts are erratic.





    I want to take another route so that I will pass as little people as possible.


    I've stopped going in to town because I feel suffocated by my own thoughts and my perceptions of the thoughts of what people think of me.





    Social situations are a problem too, I do go out with my friends, but I only go someplace if i am with my friends on entry so I'm not alone.





    I find it hard to talk to new people, and when I force myself to, I am still thinking about what they will think about what I might say so conversation is always at a minimum.


    If i'm ever left with someone new on my own, I freak out and jut want to be on my own agai, because my head goes into over load with what I should say and what they think of me.





    It has destroyed my sex life. I can't get intimate because of this, I feel inferior and go into anxiety melt down when with a girl.





    There are two things that ';solve'; my problems though:


    When I drink to intoxication, I get chatty, people warm to me, I feel great.


    I have found that when I take extacy, I have been the ';popular'; one and again I feel great, I make new friends, I wish it was like this all the time.





    But this is short lived, and it will kill me to keep using the above as an excuse to be normal.





    I never go to bed without feeling rubbish, I never get to sleep until 3-4 through thinking about it night after night, and asking myself if it's the right time to go to the GP, or do something, anything to shake this off.





    Am I just making life difficult for myself or could something actually be wrong? Can a GP do anything?





    I really appreciate your help.


    Thank you.Severe Anxiety: Seek Medical Advice or Get On With It?
    Avoidant personality disorder and/or social anxiety disorder (or social phobia, if you prefer) seem very likely, with social anxiety disorder as the most probable (unless they are comorbid), because it seems that just the thought of social situations makes you anxious.





    I've always been a shy guy myself, but I find that being around my own friends has helped get more comfortable around strangers, and I still do get a little nervous at malls or in public. Slowly pushing yourself to go out around strangers more and more (and with fewer of your own friends) can help you get past it as well. You'll realize that most of the time, nothing will go wrong, and even if something does go wrong and embarrasses you, the anxiety and anticipation of embarrassment is much worse than actually being embarrassed.





    If you prefer to avoid therapy, Wikipedia states that:


    ';Many people choose to self-medicate using legally available nutritional supplements. One such supplement believed to benefit sufferers of social anxiety is L-tryptophan, an amino acid that serves as a building block in natural production of serotonin. L-tryptophan also should be taken with vitamin B6 to aid conversion to serotonin and to avoid B6 depletion.';





    Don't rely on alcohol or ecstasy, because it could lead to addiction and substance abuse.Severe Anxiety: Seek Medical Advice or Get On With It?
    Oh, you poor thing! That doctor was no help at all and did not represent his profession very well...he certainly broke his oath of ';do no harm';, because it took all your nerve to even see the doctor, and then he blew you off and never even realized that you were anxious enough to need medication and a referral to a therapist.





    Kate, above gave you great advice--I do think therapy could help...a GP could definitely prescribe you an anti-anxiety medication, though a psychiatrist would be a good choice for assigning anti-depressants, getting a good dosage assigned to you...and do realize it sometimes takes a month or two to adjust the dosage, and sometimes one medication might not work, and so another one must be tried.





    A good anti-anxiety medication that works well, and doesn't take a long time to begin it efficacy is BuSpar (Buspirone)...it's generic version is $4 per month at both Target and Wal-Mart pharmacies in the U-S.





    Hang in there, and remember, if you get rubbish for advice from a doctor, always seek a second opinion. Most insurance companies will pay for that.





    Good luck; I hope you are soon feeling better!
    i would like to suggest that you have someone help you find a good hypnotherapist. the level of anxiety you describe is something that cannot go unchecked, which is evidenced by the fact that you are self medicating with alcohol. i understand the temporary sense of relief you feel by doing so, however you must find a constructive pattern of behavior. my experience with hypnosis for treatment of severe anxiety %26amp; panic was so profound that i refer to my therapist as my hypno-saviour. i hope you can have a similar experience at your tender age, so you may stop suffering %26amp; realize your true worth.
    It was absolutely wrong of your former doctor to just blow you off like that. Anxiety is a real, very difficult condition and the way they treated you was terrible. True, there is no ';magic potion';, but that doesn't mean there aren't a lot of things that doctors can do to help you manage your anxiety.





    It sounds like your anxiety is at a point where it has taken over your life and altered everything you do - what you say, where you go, what you do, who you do it with, the substances you take to try and self-medicate for this disorder. That isn't something you can just ';get over'; - as someone who has struggled with anxiety for a lifetime, I absolutely understand. I have been there too - drinking to dampen the grip of anxiety on my mind, smoking pot to chill me out and make me feel at ease in social situations. You feel like there is nothing you can do for yourself so you have to take whatever you can to take the edge off of your nerves.





    Anxiety like this is painful to live with, but fortunately it is very, very treatable. There are several different options for you, and you do NOT have to keep living your life like this. I have walked the back roads to avoid seeing people, I have driven the long way to stay out of traffic not because it annoyed me but because I would have a full-blown panic attack from the ';trapped'; feeling, I have canceled dates and blown off friends who I loved dearly because of the overwhelming panic. But you can get treatment and get past this.





    There are many anti-anxiety medications out there that you can try, as well as a really great form of therapy called cognitive-behavioral therapy (CBT). CBT is a form of therapy that addresses your thoughts and actions, and by helping you restructure your thoughts, changes your actions and allows you to break the cycle of anxiety. CBT is extremely effective in treating all forms of anxiety, whether it's generalized, social, panic disorder, OCD, etc. and often allows you to live the rest of your life without anxiety or medication. It is a long process (usually 12-16 weeks) and it takes a lot of effort on your part, but you absolutely can do it and it can change your life.





    I would suggest you start by visiting your GP again and asking for a psychiatric referral. Talk to the psychiatrist (who is a mental health specialist and much more apt to treat you than the GP) about your anxiety, and listen to what they have to say about it. If you are interested in the cognitive-behavioral therapy, bring it up to them and ask if they can refer you to any clinics or psychologists in your area that perform CBT. Some patients don't need medication, while for others a combination of meds and CBT is the best way to start off therapy, allowing them to slowly wean off the meds throughout the course of the therapy.





    Good luck!
    this is so sad. i suffer from anxiety too, but its not as bad as your case.


    sometimes you just have to force yourself to do things or else your anxiety will get worse. all of your fears and negative thoughts are all in your head.


    maybe try going to group therapy or a seminar on how to get over your anxiety.


    i hoped this kinda helped and i hope you get better.
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  • Any advice I can get, I'll take!?

    Ok, I am having problems w a wisdom tooth, I get it removed next week. I am on penicillin and 800MG Ibuprofen. But here lately My niples have been slightly puffy and irritated and red. My husband and I have been trying, so I don't know if this is a sign of pregnancy or not. Also I've been exhausted and nausious at night, could those two things just be from my prescriptions that I am on right now? And if there is a chance I'm pregnant should I continue taking them?Any advice I can get, I'll take!?
    If you have been trying for a baby it's possible you are pregnant. It is also possible that the medications you are taking are making you feel naseous and tired. Both antibiotics and ibuprofen can irritate the stomach and make you feel tired. If you are taking the meds at night and then feeling sick at night too it's possible it's the meds. However, most medications don't make your breasts swell or irritated. I think there's a good chance you are pregnant and you need to call your doctor and discuss this with him/her right away to find out what the best course of action for you is. Don't wait.Any advice I can get, I'll take!?
    u should stop take the penicillin and take a pregnancy test if it neg go back on the prescription if it a pos then see ur doctor..................good luck
    first,just check it first if u are really preganat,,and if u are preagnant,,dnt take ur medicine anymore

    Can i get some guy advice anyone?

    ok, so i like this guy that used to be in my class.but since he went to a different class i havent talked to him much. he's in my 7th pd and looks at me when im not looking. At this dance when we got to dress down one of my bff's said he was checkin me out . but when the subject of me comes around after my friends brings it up he gets quiet. my bff said he's shy but is he? does he like me? im sooo confused!! someone help! Does any guy here have any advice?Can i get some guy advice anyone?
    It is hard for a guy to admit that he likes a woman. He takes alot of courage to confront the woman and say that. Maybe he is just shy but if he is always looking at you then that is a sign that he finds you attractive. Maybe you could arrange for the two of you to meet up and talk about it. I hope this helps and good luck.Can i get some guy advice anyone?
    Guys are a little like you at this age . . . shy and insecure and uncertain and if they like someone they are not really sure if they want her to like them back or if they would rather just have the drama of liking someone and wishing, but no fulfillment.





    Ask him to something you like to do -- something that is fun for you -- with you. Not a date . . . just go to a movie like you would with any other friend. Or do homework. Or soccer in the park. Or skateboard or surfing or snowboarding. Or whatever kids do these days.





    You will have a better time and it's unlikely that anyone you know now is the ';love of your life'; anyway.
    If he's staring at you like you say he is he definetly likes you and your bff's guess that he's shy...well I would say that their guess is accurate 100%. Guys are afraid sometimes to just come right out and tell a girl they like them. I know I have the same problem. Now...you can either a) wait until he feels he's self confident enough to ask you out or b) be proactive, save him the agony and ask him out yourself. Good luck.
    Why don't you just study while you're in class and get a good education instead of worrying about some guy. No wonder Average American kids are so far behind everyone else on the planet.





    Okay, what if you get the guys attention, he gets you pregnant? Then you'll end up on Maury Povich trying to prove that he's your baby's daddy...or ';yo baby daddy';, as you ignorant boneheads say it.





    Hit the books!!!!
    Sounds like hes shy you should show alot of interest in him so he feels like there is no chance of rejection. If that doesnt work hes either gay or isnt into you.





    You could always just ask him out that way you will atleast know one way or another. You be the man and make the first move.
    i'm not a guy but i went through that don't worry if u think he likes u u are most likely correct..don't doubt yourself cuz guys are sometimes dumbies and they're just scared to get rejected in front of others so they don't like to make a move (shy)...so if anything just tell your bff to ask him if he likes you or try to find out through other ppl...good luck..hope i helped.
    move on
    well im a girl and this is my opinion. who knows!!! its a guy!!! he probably does if he always looks at u. thats kinda freaky though. he might just think ur hot or he might like u. but who's to know with a guy!!??

    I'm looking for advice on the best car seat for a baby over 25lbs that is easy to get in and out of cars?

    I typically drop off my child at the babysitter/daycare and then my husband picks him up. I am hoping to find a car that is easy to get in and out of cars so I only have to buy one car seat for a child over 20-25 pounds that will last awhile. I appreciate any recommendations! Thanks!I'm looking for advice on the best car seat for a baby over 25lbs that is easy to get in and out of cars?
    I am not sure there is any that are easily taken in and out of cars...infant seats are, because the base stays put and the actual seat gets taken on and off the base as needed. For 2 cars, you can just buy 2 bases but stick with one seat. However obviously a 25 lb child can no longer use an infant seat...so I am not sure what other options you have other than to break down and get a seat for each car.





    I know it is an annoying, extra expense, but it is totally worth it. I also drop my child off, and husband picks her up. We each have a convertible car seat in our car. We have the Evenflo Triumph - it has excellent safety ratings, but is very affordable compared to some of the other highest rated brands (like Britax, for example). Truly, I would recommend just sucking it up and getting one for each car. It is worth it!

    How many of u actually try on answers?? and how many of u actually take the advice u get?!?

    90% of the time I don't take the advice.





    50% of the time I answer thoroughly, and then sometimes I like to kid around.How many of u actually try on answers?? and how many of u actually take the advice u get?!?
    it's about the surveyHow many of u actually try on answers?? and how many of u actually take the advice u get?!?
    advices are only for references, one should make decision on his/her own so that no regrets later.
    I try to help people out as much as I can. Sometimes I can't really figure out the problem, though, or a solution that's worked for me doesn't help them. :(





    It's about the same with questions I've asked. I've never asked for actual advice, but I've been able to get help with various technical issues and a lot of great discussions that keep me thinking for a while. If someone gives a poor answer, it's pretty easy to tell and not listen to it. But the great answers have kept me coming back for over five months now.
    Not me......but I do give honest advice.....ok well most of the time. Most of the answers people could search on the net themselves. If I am looking for answers, I search the net myself.
    Well, I had a dilema about laser hair removal and I asked a question recently in here and I got what I wanted, a lady gave me a very wise answer and I listened to her advice and she got my 10 points as reward for her help! Thanks to her now I am not confused with this issue! :)
    i use it every day.And on every question I always got plenty of good answers!And I use these advices 100%!
    I try to make it worth my time and hope to actually help someone out,.. otherwise I'm just wasting time that I could be doing something worthwhile! And I'm kinda new at this, but I took the advice that I got from my question and stopped wearing liquid makeup.

    Every time i saw him , i am thinking of sex , please advice me how to get rid of it?

    every time i saw him , i am thinking of sex , please advice me how to get rid of it , i cant help my self , i always want to have sex with him , every time i saw him , anyone can give me step by step how to overcome this feeling , please please please .Every time i saw him , i am thinking of sex , please advice me how to get rid of it?
    Do it NOW!Every time i saw him , i am thinking of sex , please advice me how to get rid of it?
    The reason you having that feeling is that you always put your mind on sex so when you see something related to it then you want it.I suggest you keep you mind on some other thing such as shopping with your friends,travelling or doing some thing about commonweal to experience dfferent feeling.You can get rid of it if you make decision to do it.the problem is whether you have made strong decision.wish you success and have other good things in your life.
    Since you didn't say who he is, its hard to say what is the appropriate way to act with him





    For yourself though, it sounds like your mind is putting you up to things you know you shouldn't be doing.


    please try this when you feel overwhelmed by those thoughts.





    Mediation technique





    We experience life through our mind.


    Experiences are what they are, but the mind often puts a new spin on them, making them seem worse at times.





    Meditation is all about controlling you mind rather than being controlled by it.


    It is difficult to directly approach the mind and tame it, so we start by approaching the nearest manifestation of it- breath.


    It can be seen that when we have tremendous concentration we are not breathing as regularly, and when upset breath shallow and rapid.





    How to do this.


    Begin by becoming aware of your breath.


    With each inhalation pay attention to the air entering you right nostril(air will enter both,but focus on the column of air in the right side)


    Exhale and pay attention to the column leaving your left nostril.


    Inhale and pay attention to air entering the left nostril


    Exhale and pay attention to air exiting the right nostril.


    Then breath deep and feel the air in both sides rise up to the tip of your nose(like an inverted V ),


    and push it all out(feeling both sides).


    This is one cycle, you can do up to 100 in a day.





    It is a simple game to keep the mind busy(if you loose track on count restart), and off the things it can't change with worry(realistically everything).


    As you get better at this you'll be able to identify a space between your thoughts. As that awareness deepens you'll feel a peace when it arises. And soon you should be able to identify yourself as that peace rather than your mind.





    Keep yourself physically distant.


    If you have to be around him, then keep thoughts opposing sex in your head(you will have to wrestle the mind for control).








    Good luck.
    All of God's creatures are here to make birthday suits for HIS souls. I hope your fella feels the same way and brings them up.
    Just do it till you can't anymore.
    you have needs, satisfy them.
    do it

    Me and my friend are going to take up mountaining boarding does and one have any advice on what to get?

    and were to get in via the internet in the U.KMe and my friend are going to take up mountaining boarding does and one have any advice on what to get?
    me brother and me live in the us so i dont know if you have these... but every four years they hold this boy scout thing... lots of people and lots of cool toys. after the week or whatever is done... they sell all the equipment for nothing. we got a few mountain boards and some brakes. thats all i think ya need i think.... well that and a huge roll of bubblewrap.Me and my friend are going to take up mountaining boarding does and one have any advice on what to get?
    the best helmet and insurance plan that you can buy as you will need them both
    break a leg





    Whoa!!!!!!!!!
  • napoleon perdis
  • Can i get pregnant?!!! NEED ADVICE?

    well me and my boyfriend were messin around unprotected....he stuck his penis inside me 4 times then took it out.....that was it, is it possible that i may be pregnant.......Can i get pregnant?!!! NEED ADVICE?
    Any time a fertile man's penis enters a fertile woman's vagina (even without ejaculation) pregnancy can occur!Can i get pregnant?!!! NEED ADVICE?
    lol
    For ladies there is an ovulation time, ovam is produced and it will come to the uterus for fertilization and wait there for 24 hours. It will happen once in a month normally. If you had the sex at this time one day before or one day after this, there is chance . Even if he withdrew at the time of ijaculation some pre come might have gone inside unknowingly. So the best thing is to see a doctor and use some pills on his advice if you don't want to be pregnent at this time.
    yup....pre-***. but....its best to just buy a preg-tester.
    Did he put it in your ear? if he did your stuffed!!!





    Yes there is a possibility you may be pregnant it doesn't take alot of sperm to get you pregnant (and he might have pre-ejaculated without you knowing or him either...)


    HAVE A TEST.


    *slap*


    THEN WEAR CONDOMS!
    HAHAHA 2 points allllright NO
    you counted?...lol...but yea theres a chance you could be...you should take a test in a few days
    theres a chance unfortunately :( a guy gets pre-come which comes out of his penis before he comes. your probably fine but theres still a chance so get urself down the docs to be safe.





    and tell him to not be a prat like that again
    if he had an orgazum win he was doing that then some sperm mite have came out with out him even knowing it.
    Maybe . . . You may need to get checked though.


    You do know that condoms aren't just for avoiding getting prganant, don't you??


    Maybe you should get checked out for something else too . . .
    Yes, it is possible you could be pregnant. Congratulations on your pending arrival!!
    yes it is.
    rofl that has to be the dumbest thing ever he was like ';readdy for this'; then u were like ';ooooohhhh..... 1 ooooohhh..... 2 oooohhhh...... 3 ooooohhhh....... 4, are you done yet? i think im pregnant'; hahaha idiots

    Trying to get pregnant!! any advice is welcome!!!?

    Hi, i am trying to understand all of this pregnancy stuff. ovulatoin is something i really never took time to understand until now that is!!! so if the first day of my last menstral was july 1st, i should be ovulating lnow, right???what else should i do to get pregnant???besides a healthy diet, excrcise what else should i be doing????Trying to get pregnant!! any advice is welcome!!!?
    The simplest thing you can do is to monitor your cycles. Note the day you start your period (cycle day 1) and how many days until the onset of your next period. Average female experiences 27-30 day cycles. You can ovulate anywhere within the middle of your cycle, usually cycle day 12-16 if you are normal. You can use ovulation predictor kits, which will tell you about 24 hours before ovulation. You can check for cervical mucus, which shows up a few days before ovulation or the day of ovulation. You could also check your basel body temperature, but it isn't recommended by most doctors because you will have to do it for a few cycles to find your pattern and the temperature change isn't noticable until AFTER you actually ovulate.





    The egg stays alive for about 24-48 hours after ovulation. Sperm can live about 3 days, up to 5 days. It is about a 2 day passage from the point of ejaculation to the egg. Intercourse is best starting a few days before ovulation, and the day of ovulation. Anything after or too early won't meet a live egg or will die before it gets a chance.





    Exercise moderately. extreme exercise can interrupt your cycles and prevent ovulation, as well as causing impact stress on your ovaries (from running or biking a lot). Start taking prenatal viatmins. And RELAX!!! Stress is one of the worst causes of hormonal issues because the only cure is resting your mind.Trying to get pregnant!! any advice is welcome!!!?
    Go buy an ovulation predictor test. Make sure you have your schedule down to a science. Knowing when you are supposed to start, and take prenatal vitamins just in case. Oh a massage to alleviate stress could do the trick. Don't try to hard because it just won't happen.
    Start taking pre-natal vitamins.





    There is an online chart that you can track your body temperature; i have done this.





    Do you have insurance? If so, visit the doctor.
    Oh I'm so excited to help you with this question!!!





    I've been reading this great book, very detailed and explained everything that I had questions about. It's called, TAKING CHARGE OF YOUR FERTILITY. There are charts, info about our bodies, and how to tell when you're ovulating.





    I've also found that the website, FERTILITY FRIEND, is a great site to chart your temperatures it you don't want to use the paper/pencil charting from that book.





    Good luck!
    If your last menstrual was July 1st you already ovulated, its usually about 12-14 days after LMP. You would have noticed the CM and feeling ';wet';. Right now you would be in your two week wait stage. You could still have a chance, so if you'd like, start having sex today and then maybe every other day until your period.


    Just try to relax and not think abou it too much...I know its hard to do that since, if you're like me, you end up here everyday.
    I absolutly LOVE these 2 sites check them out!


    two week wait has ttc boards so you can get info on everything you need!


    Free basal body temp charts too!





    Goodluck!

    Can I get some biblical advice from any of you fairly well-read in Scripture...?

    I'm looking for some old testament passages that deal with Israel's rebellion and their mingling with other nations or cultures, and maybe any resulting punishments form the Lord. Thanks....Can I get some biblical advice from any of you fairly well-read in Scripture...?
    Probably the clearest passages would be, first, 2 Kings 17:7-23. This is a commentary on why the northern kingdom of Israel fell (because they rebelled and mingled with other nations and idolatry).


    Another is found in 2 Kings 22:14-20. Here is the punishment predicted against the southern kingdom of Judah.


    Joel speaks about a plague of locusts as a judgment from the Lord.


    Jeremiah and Ezekiel both preach a message of judgment before and during the time of the exile.


    Especially try reading Hosea 1-3. Here Israel's rebellion is pictured in the marriage of Hosea to Gomer. Gomer becomes a prostitute and leaves Hosea, just as Israel mingles with other nations and leaves God.Can I get some biblical advice from any of you fairly well-read in Scripture...?
    Read the books of Jeremiah, Ezekiel, and Isaiah. The book of Hosea is an example of how Israel prostituted against God. Gomer is pictured as the unfaithful Israel.
    You might want to look into the Minor Prophets... especially anything dealing with Nehemiah or Zechariah. Nehemiah was the prophet that rebuilt the city of Jerusalem which was a direct result of the rebellion caused by the false gods of the people originally in the land. Some of the Psalms also deal with the problems of that time.
    As Jehovah had indicated to Abraham, his descendants, the Israelites, became alien residents in a land not theirs, namely Egypt, and suffered affliction there. (Ge 15:13) In Egypt they came in contact with rank idolatry, for image making ran riot in that country. Many of the deities worshiped there were represented by animal heads, among them being the cat-headed Bast, the cow-headed Hathor, the falcon-headed Horus, the jackal-headed Anubis and the ibis-headed Thoth, to name but a few. Creatures of sea, air, and land were venerated, and at death “sacred” animals were mummified.





    The Law that Jehovah gave to his people after liberating them from Egypt was explicitly directed against idolatrous practices so prevalent among the ancients. The second of the Ten Commandments expressly prohibited making for worship a carved image or a representation of anything in the heavens, on the earth, or in the waters. (Ex 20:4, 5; De 5:8, 9) In his final exhortations to the Israelites, Moses emphasized the impossibility of making an image of the true God and warned them to beware of the snare of idolatry. (De 4:15-19) To further safeguard the Israelites from becoming idolaters, they were commanded not to conclude any covenant with the pagan inhabitants of the land they were entering or to form marriage alliances with them, but to annihilate them. All existing appendages of idolatry—altars, sacred pillars, sacred poles, and graven images—were to be destroyed.—De 7:2-5.





    Moses’ successor Joshua assembled all the tribes of Israel at Shechem and admonished them to remove the false gods and to serve Jehovah faithfully. The people agreed to do so and continued serving Jehovah during his lifetime and that of the older men who extended their days after Joshua. (Jos 24:14-16, 31) But thereafter wholesale apostasy set in. The people began worshiping Canaanite deities—Baal, Ashtoreth, and the sacred pole, or Asherah. Hence, Jehovah abandoned the Israelites into the hands of their enemies. However, when they repented, he mercifully raised up judges to deliver them.—Jg 2:11-19; 3:7





    Under the rule of the kings. During the reigns of Israel’s first king, Saul, of his son Ish-bosheth, and of David, there is no mention of large-scale idolatry being engaged in by the Israelites. Nevertheless, there are indications that idolatry lingered on in the kingdom. Saul’s own daughter, Michal, for instance, had a teraphim image in her possession. 1Sa 19:13; It was not until the latter part of the reign of David’s son Solomon, however, that outright idolatry came to be practiced, the monarch himself, under the influence of his many foreign wives, giving the impetus to idolatry by sanctioning it. High places were built to Ashtoreth, Chemosh, and Milcom, or Molech. The people in general succumbed to false worship and began bowing down to these idol gods.—1Ki 11:3-8, 33; 2Ki 23:13





    On account of this idolatry, Jehovah ripped ten tribes away from Solomon’s son Rehoboam and gave these to Jeroboam. (1Ki 11:31-35; 12:19-24) Although assured that his kingdom would remain firm if he continued serving Jehovah in faithfulness, Jeroboam, on becoming king, instituted calf worship, fearing that the people would revolt against his rule if they continued going to Jerusalem for worship. (1Ki 11:38; 12:26-33) Idolatrous calf worship continued all the days the ten-tribe kingdom existed, with Tyrian Baalism being introduced during Ahab’s reign. (1Ki 16:30-33) Not all apostatized, however. While Ahab reigned, there still was a remnant of 7,000 who had neither bent the knee to nor kissed Baal, and this at a time when Jehovah’s prophets were being killed with the sword, doubtless at the instigation of Ahab’s wife Jezebel.—1Ki 19:1, 2, 14, 18; Ro 11:4





    With the exception of Jehu’s eradication of Baal worship (2Ki 10:20-28), there is no record of any religious reform being undertaken by a monarch of the ten-tribe kingdom. To the prophets repeatedly sent by Jehovah, the people and rulers of the northern kingdom gave no heed, so that finally the Almighty abandoned them into the hands of the Assyrians because of their sordid record of idolatry.—2Ki 17:7-23.





    In the kingdom of Judah, the situation was not much different, aside from the reforms carried out by certain kings. Whereas a divided kingdom had come about as a direct result of idolatry, Solomon’s son Rehoboam did not take to heart Jehovah’s discipline and shun idolatry. As soon as his position was secure, he and all Judah with him apostatized. (2Ch 12:1) The people built high places, equipping these with sacred pillars and sacred poles, and engaged in ceremonial prostitution. (1Ki 14:23, 24) Although Abijam (Abijah) expressed faith in Jehovah at the time he warred against Jeroboam and was blessed with victory, to a large extent he imitated the sinful course of his father and predecessor on the throne, Rehoboam.—1Ki 15:1, 3; 2Ch 13:3-18.





    The next two Judean kings, Asa and Jehoshaphat, served Jehovah in faithfulness and endeavored to rid the kingdom of idolatry. But Judah was so steeped in worship at high places that, despite the efforts of both of these kings to destroy them, the high places seem to have persisted secretly or they cropped up again.—1Ki 15:11-14; 22:42, 43; 2Ch 14:2-5; 17:5, 6; 20:31-33.





    The reign of Judah’s next king, Jehoram, commenced with bloodshed and began a new chapter in Judah’s idolatry. This is attributed to his having idolatrous Ahab’s daughter, Athaliah, as wife. (2Ch 21:1-4, 6, 11) The queen mother Athaliah also proved to be the counselor to Jehoram’s son Ahaziah. Hence, during the rule of Ahaziah and that of the usurper Athaliah, idolatry continued with the approval of the crown.—2Ch 22:1-3, 12.





    Early in the reign of Jehoash, following the execution of Athaliah, there was a restoration of true worship. But upon the death of High Priest Jehoiada, there was a return to idol worship at the instigation of Judah’s princes. (2Ki 12:2, 3; 2Ch 24:17, 18) Jehovah therefore abandoned the Judean forces into the hands of the invading Syrians, and Jehoash was murdered by his own servants.—2Ch 24:23-25.





    Undoubtedly the execution of God’s judgment upon Judah and the violent death of Amaziah’s father Jehoash made a deep impression upon Amaziah, so that he proceeded at first to do what was right in Jehovah’s eyes. (2Ch 25:1-4) But after defeating the Edomites and taking their images, he began serving the gods of his vanquished foes. (2Ch 25:14) Retribution came when Judah was defeated by the ten-tribe kingdom and later when Amaziah was murdered by conspirators. (2Ch 25:20-24, 27) Although Azariah (Uzziah) and his son Jotham are reported generally to have done what was right in Jehovah’s eyes, their subjects persisted in idolatry at the high places.—2Ki 15:1-4, 32-35; 2Ch 26:3, 4, 16-18; 27:1, 2.





    During the kingship of Jotham’s son Ahaz, Judah’s religious state reached a new low. Ahaz began to practice idolatry on a scale never known before in Judah; he was the first-reported Judean king to have sacrificed his offspring in the fire as a false religious act. (2Ki 16:1-4; 2Ch 28:1-4) Jehovah chastised Judah by means of defeats at the hands of their enemies. Ahaz, instead of repenting, concluded that the gods of the kings of Syria were giving them the victory and therefore decided to sacrifice to these deities so that they might also help him. (2Ch 28:5, 23) Furthermore, the doors of Jehovah’s temple were closed, and its utensils were cut to pieces.—2Ch 28:24.





    While Ahaz did not benefit from Jehovah’s discipline, his son Hezekiah did. (2Ch 29:1, 5-11) In the very first year of his becoming king, Hezekiah restored the true worship of Jehovah. (2Ch 29:3) His reign saw the destruction of appendages of false worship not only in Judah and Benjamin but also in Ephraim and Manasseh.—2Ch 31:1.





    But Hezekiah’s own son Manasseh completely revived idolatry. (2Ki 21:1-7; 2Ch 33:1-7) As to the reasons for this, the Bible record is silent. Manasseh, who began ruling as a 12-year-old, may have been wrongly directed initially by counselors and princes not exclusively devoted to Jehovah’s service. Unlike Ahaz, though, Manasseh, as a captive in Babylon, repented upon receiving this severe discipline from Jehovah and undertook reforms upon returning to Jerusalem. (2Ch 33:10-16) His son Amon, however, reverted to sacrificing to the graven images.—2Ch 33:21-24.





    Next came Josiah’s rule and a thorough eradication of idolatry in Judah. The sites of idolatrous worship were desecrated there and even in the cities of Samaria. The foreign-god priests and those making sacrificial smoke to Baal, as well as to the sun, the moon, the constellations of the zodiac, and all the army of the heavens, were put out of business. (2Ki 23:4-27; 2Ch 34:1-5) Still this large-scale campaign against idolatry did not effect permanent reform. The last four Judean kings, Jehoahaz, Jehoiakim, Jehoiachin, and Zedekiah, persisted in idolatry.—2Ki 23:31, 32, 36, 37; 24:8, 9, 18, 19





    The references to idolatry in the writings of the prophets further cast light on what occurred during the last years of the kingdom of Judah. Sites of idolatry, ceremonial prostitution, and child sacrifice continued to exist. (Jer 3:6; 17:1-3; 19:2-5; 32:29, 35; Eze 6:3, 4) Even Levites were guilty of practicing idolatry. (Eze 44:10, 12, 13) Ezekiel, transported in vision to Jerusalem’s temple, there saw a detestable idol, “the symbol of jealousy,” and the veneration of representations of creeping things and loathsome beasts, as well as the according of reverence to the false god Tammuz and the sun.—Eze 8:3, 7-16.





    Despite the fact that the Israelites adored idols to the point of sacrificing their own children, they carried on a semblance of worshiping Jehovah and reasoned that no calamity would befall them. (Jer 7:4, 8-12; Eze 23:36-39) So empty-headed had the people in general become by reason of their pursuit of idolatry that when calamity did come and Jerusalem was desolated by the Babylonians in 607 B.C.E., in fulfillment of Jehovah’s word, they attributed it to their failure to make sacrificial smoke and drink offerings to the “queen of the heavens.”—Jer 44:15-18;





    There were a number of factors that caused so many Israelites repeatedly to abandon true worship. Being one of the works of the flesh, idolatry appealed to the desires of the flesh. (Ga 5:19-21) Once settled in the Promised Land, the Israelites may have observed their pagan neighbors, whom they had failed to drive out entirely, having good success with their crops by reason of longer experience in working the land. Likely many made inquiry and heeded the advice of their Canaanite neighbors as to what was needed to please the Baal, or “owner,” of each piece of land.—Ps 106:34-39.





    Forming marriage alliances with idolaters was another inducement to apostatize. (Jg 3:5, 6) The unrestrained sexual indulgence associated with idolatry proved to be no little temptation. At Shittim on the Plains of Moab, for instance, thousands of Israelites yielded to immorality and engaged in false worship. (Nu 22:1; 25:1-3) To some, being able to give way to unrestrained drinking at the sanctuaries of false gods may have been tempting.—Am 2:8.





    Then there was the attraction of supposedly learning what the future had in store, this stemming from a desire to be assured that all would go well. Examples of this are Saul’s consulting a spirit medium and Ahaziah’s sending to inquire of Baal-zebub the god of Ekron.—1Sa 28:6-11; 2Ki 1:2, 3.





    Time and again the Scriptures call attention to the foolishness of relying on gods of wood, stone, or metal. Isaiah describes the manufacture of idols and shows the stupidity of a person who uses part of the wood of a tree to cook his food and to warm himself and then makes the remainder into a god to whom he looks for aid. (Isa 44:9-20) In the day of Jehovah’s fury, wrote Isaiah, false worshipers would throw their worthless idols to the shrewmice and to the bats. (Isa 2:19-21) “Woe to the one saying to the piece of wood: ‘O do awake!’ to a dumb stone: ‘O wake up!’” (Hab 2:19) Those making dumb idols will become just like them, that is, lifeless.—Ps 115:4-8; 135:15-18; see Re 9:20.





    Faithful servants of Jehovah have always regarded idols with abhorrence. In Scripture, false gods and idols are repeatedly referred to in contemptible terms, as being valueless (1Ch 16:26; Ps 96:5; 97:7), horrible (1Ki 15:13; 2Ch 15:16), shameful (Jer 11:13; Ho 9:10), detestable (Eze 16:36, 37), and disgusting (Eze 37:23). Often mention is made of “dungy idols,” this expression being a rendering of the Hebrew word gil·lu·lim′, which is related to a word meaning “dung.” (1Ki 14:10; Zep 1:17) This term of contempt, first appearing at Leviticus 26:30, is found nearly 40 times in the book of Ezekiel alone, beginning with chapter 6, verse 4.





    Faithful Job recognized that even if his heart became enticed in secrecy at beholding heavenly bodies such as the moon and his ‘hand proceeded to kiss his mouth’ (apparently alluding to throwing a kiss with the hand in an idolatrous practice), this would have constituted a denial of God, hence idolatry. (Job 31:26-28; compare De 4:15, 19.) With reference to a practicer of righteousness, Jehovah said through the prophet Ezekiel, “His eyes he did not raise to the dungy idols of the house of Israel,” that is, to offer supplication to them or in expectation of help from them.—Eze 18:5, 6.





    Another fine example of shunning idolatry was that of the three Hebrews, Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego, who, although threatened with death in the fiery furnace, refused to bow before the image of gold erected by King Nebuchadnezzar in the Plain of Dura.—Da 3.
    Much of the Old Testament chronicles the ever-present rebellion of God's people...such a sad way for them to act. Check out Exodus 16:12-20, Exodus 32:1-35, Numbers, chapters 13 and 14, Numbers chapter 16, Numbers 30:12, Numbers 25:1-5, Deut. 1:34-40, Deut. 9:6. The book of Judges has a lot also, chapter 2:11-15, chapter 8:33-35. This book repeatedly tells how the Israelites did 'what was right in their own eyes' instead of following God.





    You might also want to read in the New Testament, Hebrews 3:7-19, which looks back on the history of the Israelites!





    I hope this helps ! Blessings !!
    Try the ';homework help'; category....
    there are so many try jermiah or isiah I am sure if you read a chapter or to you would find some.
    read Nehemiah 13.there is a punishment coming to those in Israel who call themselves Jews.even they know that this is soon to come to pass.just ask what they call a rabbi.';Behold,the day of the Lord cometh,and thy spoil shall be divided in the midst of thee.for I will gather ALL nations against Jerusalem to battle;and the city shall be taken,and the houses rifled,and the woman ravished;and half of the city shall go forth into captivity,and the residue of the people shall not be cut off from the city.';zech14:1-2 .you would do well to read the rest of this chapter.most of the so-called Jews that are there today are of the same heart,as when they killed the Christ.these are not as people believe,unless they believe on the lord God Jesus Christ, repent,get baptized in the Name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins none can be saved.there future is indeed sad,at best.peace.
    you don't have to read very far to find passages dealing with Israel's rebellion. it's a common occurrence... then they repent... God restores... the nation rebels... and back to the cycle again... and again.
    Due to the fact that these


    Christians use the Protestant Old Testament which is lacking 7 entire books 2 (Tobias, Judith, Wisdom, Ecclesiasticus/Sirach, Baruch, I Maccabees, and II Maccabees), 3 chapters of Daniel and 6 chapters of Esther may be one of the reasons they ask catholics so many questions.





    For the Sola Scriptura this is too bad .


    In the 16th c., Luther removed those books from the canon that lent support to orthodox doctrine, relegating them to an appendix. Removed in this way were books that supported such things as:





    prayers for the dead (Tobit 12:12; 2 Maccabees 12:39-45),





    Purgatory (Wisdom 3:1-7),





    intercession of dead saints (2 Maccabees 15:14),





    and intercession of angels as intermediaries (Tobit 12:12-15).





    The lesson, though, is this: relying on the ';Bible alone'; is a bad idea; we are not to rely solely on Sacred Scripture to understand Christ's message. While Scripture is ';given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness'; (2 Timothy 3:16-17), it is not sufficient for reproof, correction and instruction in righteousness. It is the Church that is the ';pillar and ground of Truth'; (1 Timothy 3:15)! Jesus did not come to write a book; He came to redeem us, and He founded a Sacramental Church through His apostles to show us the way. It is to them, to the Church Fathers, to the Sacred Deposit of Faith, to the living Church that is guided by the Holy Spirit, and to Scripture that we must prayerfully look.
    The deuterocanonicals teach Catholic doctrine, and for this reason they were taken out of the Old Testament by Martin Luther and placed in an appendix without page numbers. Luther also took out four New Testament books -- Hebrews, James, Jude, and Revelation -- and put them in an appendix without page numbers as well. These were later put back into the New Testament by other Protestants, but the seven books of the Old Testament were left out. Following Luther they had been left in an appendix to the Old Testament, and eventually the appendix itself was dropped (in 1827 by the British and Foreign Bible Society), which is why these books are not found at all in most contemporary Protestant Bibles, though they were appendicized in classic Protestant translations such as the King James Version.





    The reason they were dropped is that they teach Catholic doctrines that the Protestant Reformers chose to reject. Earlier we cited an example where the book of Hebrews holds up to us an Old Testament example from 2 Maccabees 7, an incident not to be found anywhere in the Protestant Bible, but easily discoverable in the Catholic Bible. Why would Martin Luther cut out this book when it is so clearly held up as an example to us by the New Testament? Simple: A few chapters later it endorses the practice of praying for the dead so that they may be freed from the consequences of their sins (2 Macc. 12:41-45); in other words, the Catholic doctrine of purgatory. Since Luther chose to reject the historic Christian teaching of purgatory (which dates from before the time of Christ, as 2 Maccabees shows), he had to remove that book from the Bible and appendicize it. (Notice that he also removed Hebrews, the book which cites 2 Maccabees, to an appendix as well.)





    To justify this rejection of books that had been in the Bible since before the days of the apostles (for the Septuagint was written before the apostles), the early Protestants cited as their chief reason the fact that the Jews of their day did not honor these books, going back to the council of Javneh in A.D. 90. But the Reformers were aware of only European Jews; they were unaware of African Jews, such as the Ethiopian Jews who accept the deuterocanonicals as part of their Bible. They glossed over the references to the deuterocanonicals in the New Testament, as well as its use of the Septuagint. They ignored the fact that there were multiple canons of the Jewish Scriptures circulating in first century, appealing to a post-Christian Jewish council which has no authority over Christians as evidence that ';The Jews don't except these books.'; In short, they went to enormous lengths to rationalize their rejection of these books of the Bible.

    Got any advice for selling a vehicle?

    How do we sell a truck safely? We've never done a for sale by owner and have always traded in.Got any advice for selling a vehicle?
    Clean it up, change the oil, and make it smell nice inside. When you sell the truck, make sure you give a Bill of Sell and state that it is ';Sold As Is, Where Is';, and have the purchaser sign two(2) copies of the Bill of Sell. You keep one and one goes with the new owner, along with the title, which by the way, you need to fill out the back side of and sign. Some states require the title owner to send in the bottom half of the title to the states DMV with the milage and date and price paid for the vehicle.Got any advice for selling a vehicle?
    like rex said but also do not lie , leave that to the ';pros';
    tell anybody you can and try to put th price high and state that you can negociate
    Be realistic about what the car is worth.
    post it in the paper and through 4sale sighns in the windows
    You can use Craigslist. Post a pic or several. Be honest about any probs. Leave only an e-mail link so you can return calls to people who email u. Do not show truck by yourself, always with someone. Good Luck.
    Get the value of the truck from KellyBlueBook.com or NADA.com. Then you can post it in the classified ads of a news paper, or autotrader.com or even eBay. Whatever you do, don't give the buyer the keys and title UNTIL the check clears. Never finance a buyer (take payments). You'll get screwed if you do.

    May I get some good advice from women with men about buying her lingerie..help????

    my wife is 22 I am 30..so I am not sure if this is a test..and I am sure lingerie fashions change semi annually...I never usually get her clothing gifts..and when I have it was like a sweater .. so I would just go into the mall and get help from salesgirl...now this task for lingerie...online shopping? oh geez...








    ....ok she agreed to go shopping with me..but I am supposed to pick out something and she will take me into dressing room with her to try on ...then I have to decide.....and she says I cant just pick the first thing she tries.on....any experinced advice so this doesn't turn into a fiasco and hurt feelings...we have been together only 18 months..married for 3...and I love her a lot too...May I get some good advice from women with men about buying her lingerie..help????
    i am a 39 yr old lady %26amp; i'm here 2 tell u going n the dressing room w/ her is a great idea!!!!! she's right, dont tell her u like the first thing she tries on even if u do. let her try on several things %26amp; tell her how sexy she looks n each 1! since u r n love, u will probably really like everything but let her try them on anyway. when she's done pick out 1 u love %26amp; have her put it on again (just 2 b sure!) she will love u 4 it %26amp; you will both have a very,very,very good rest of the day. good luck!!!May I get some good advice from women with men about buying her lingerie..help????
    If you're invited into her dressing room to watch her try on underwear, WHO CARES WHAT COLOR IT IS????
    does she really want you to buy lingerie in the first place, i know alot of woman feel that lingerie is really a gift for the man who gives it. just buy anything thats uncomfortable(crochless panties is an example). you'll have to wait for her reaction when she tries the clothes on look at her smile and than you'll know what to get her.


    GOOD LUCK
    My advise is to be completely honest with her. If you don't like it, tell her...seems like this is what she wants. Even if you are having the worst time ever, act like this is the funnest thing you have done in a while. I would say go to Victoria Secret, and start pulling stuff off the racks for her to try on, seems like this is what she wants too. Then get her in the dressing room, and enjoy the show. In my opinion, I think men like the lingerie more then us women do, as it isn't really for us, we wear it for you...right? lol. So watch her try the lingerie on and you pick your favorite. Personally, I wouldn't torture my husband like this, but good luck! :)
    browse victoria sectrets or a catolog and kind of figure out what your taste is...ask her what she likes and dislikes. if you can narrow it down to a color,style before you get there thats half the battle. also if you are in the dressing room with her they wil kick you out! but you can still see. ps get a matching robe as a suprise

    Need advice on to get rid of scars...?

    Some people tell me that my scars aren't that bad but yet when I take a picture it looks bad...





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    How can I make my acne scars lighter...





    Oh yeah does my skin really look horrible??? Some people say I don't need make-up and others well I don't know what they think when they look at my face... ADVICE anyone???Need advice on to get rid of scars...?
    neosporinNeed advice on to get rid of scars...?
    honeslty i would see a professional dermotologist. they have new laser resurfasing treatment s/ face peels that are available to greatly improve how your skin looks. get a consultation and they make a decision to try it. it would be worlth it. save your money and get part of the treatment done. good luck to you.
    You could try Mederma or you could also give the Neutrogena Advanced Solutions Acne Mark Fading Peel a try. Both are good for facial scars.
    I don't think your face looks that bad regarding the scarring. I also get very bad ance and scarring. Try palmers skin success eventone fade cream. It comes in 2.7 oz jar and is sold at almost any drug store such as Walgreens, Eckerds, CVS, etc. Also, very cost effective under $5. Put it on twice daily like it says and use sunscreen if going to be out in the sun. I'ved used it alot over the yrs to get rid of ance scars b/c my breakouts leave bad scarring. You should see a huge difference in about a few weeks. And i find if you use it as soon as you get an ance scar your scar completely disappears after awhile to the point where you can no longer see it anymore. Only thing is i would recommend not using on same spot after 3 months but scar should clear way before then. Here's a link for more details http://www.etbrowne.com/about/skinsucces鈥?/a>


    Hope this helps.
    Im sorry to say, but you totally ruined your skin by treating your acne badly. Wear cover-up, thats all I think you can do.
    a friend of mine has the same problem. I'M NOT TRYING TO BE MEAN, BUT IT DOES LOOK SORTA' BAD. TRY CALLING A DERMATOLOGIST. I HAVE A DERMATOLOGIST THAT HELPS ME W/MY SKIN...AND I USED TO HAVE ABOUT 3/4 ACNE SCARS..., BUT W/THE DERMO'S HELP %26amp; MEDICINES THAT SHE GAVE ME... they're gone %26amp; my skin is perfectly clear. GOOD LUCK!!!...and remeber, u r who u r...don't transform into someone you're not.
    make-up can cover everything but it can also make ur acne worse! if u really need to wear make-up, plz remove it well before u go to sleep. I hardly wear make-up (however i do use skin care products and sun screen to protect my skin) my advice is to go to dermatologist and use the right skin care products.
    I had a lot of scars but my mom told me to use cocoa butter and it really works u can find it at a drug store!!!!
    to be honest your skin is like perfect from faces i have seen. i wouldn't worry too much about it. you can also get a microdermabrasion it will help you get rid of your acne scars. it is a safe and cheap procedure. you need to look online about a microdermabrasion. you'll be so happy that you got it done. the results are amazing. i hope i helped you sweetie and good luck with it ok. i would say microderm is the answer for you.
    I honestly don't think it looks bad but the photo is a bit dark and are you wearing makeup? Looks fine to me and I was prepared to be honest...





    scars don't ever go away but there are ways to reduce their appearance. 100% pure essential oil of lavendar helps reduce the appearance of scars. I've also heard not to be in too much direct sunlight. Vitamin E cream will also help.
    May deer because you still a young girl, when you growin up you will become.....!
    Mederma makes a gel treatment for scars. It doesn't completely get rid of them, but it does help them appear less noticeable.
    Try Maderma. Its for scars. I used it for scars from mosquito bites and it worked on my face too.





    If your not wearing makeup your skin doesn't look that bad. Try some of the daily moisturizers to help with uneven spots, Like Neutrogena Visibly Even. Make sure it has SPF to keep the spots from getting darker.





    But to cover up your red in the meantime use concealer only where u need it.
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  • Did you know the best advice you can get is your own?

    So the next time you try and give someone else some advice. Listen in! You might neeed to hear it yourself.Did you know the best advice you can get is your own?
    Not always,sometimes you need outside perspective.Did you know the best advice you can get is your own?
    Yes. However, asking others to answer our question forces us to focus on answers we may know but a) not want to deal with or b) want consensus on. Basically we know the answer, for the most part, but are not confident about it. We also are not experienced in all aspects of relationships, so learning about others' experiences gives us a framework from which to gauge our own problems. Sometimes we also just want someone to encourage us to go forward with a solution. I have found that answering others' questions has forced me to clarify the answers to my own life questions. I actually help myself by helping others. I also feel that I can help others by sharing similar experiences so people do not feel alone and have the confidence to take their own advice!
    I had a friend who wanted advice on whether to ROB a bank, kill himself, or just hold on for one more day to hope things got better. He took his own advice and killed himself. So much for your theory. Sometimes you do need someone else's opinion just to confirm your own opinion.
    THEY DO SAY YOU LEARN BY YOU MISTAKES SO YOU LEARN NEXT TIME OLAY
    So should we listen to you, or not?
    Yep, that's true. But most people don't practice what they preach. It's easier to give someone else advice than actually taking your own advice.
    you're soooooooooo right
    thanks for that
    You know I think you need to take your own advice on this one!
    this sound reasonable...most people give advice but don't really take it themselves..
    Thanks for the advise! Are you listening in as well!
    Did you advise yourself on that? :)
    Good advice xx

    Trying 2 get Pregnant! Any advice?

    Me and my Husband have been trying to get pregnant, but have had no luck! I don't know what else to do. Please help!!!Trying 2 get Pregnant! Any advice?
    To be honest i dont know what i or anyone else on here can tell you as you have not provided much information for us to go like what methods have you tried and tested, as there is no pint in telling you when you have done so already. try posting another question with more info or go and see your Gp as they will know what to tell you.

    Can i get some Fantasy Advice....?

    First, Who should I start as Westbrooks replacement, Ray Rice @ NE, or Rashard Mendenhall at home vs SD. Then I have 4 Awesome Recivers but gotta bench one, Wayne, Jennings, A. Johnson, and Coleston, help meCan i get some Fantasy Advice....?
    I would probably start Ray Rice @ NE. Their defense is a bit worn, and SD defense is pretty stout! Also, Rice is also a great receiver!





    I would bench Jennings. If not him, then I would probably next bench Colston because there is a fair chance Revis will shut him down.Can i get some Fantasy Advice....?
    id proly have to go with mendenhall if parker is for sure out for recievers easy one here go with colston he takes on darrel revis of the jets who has already shut down moss and andre this year
    i would prolly bench jennings. but thats crazy how good ur recievers are.





    also definetely start ray rice





    but if willis mcgahee is available in ur legue then pick him up

    Can i get everyone's advice?

    lets say that my father passed a way and didn't leave a will. would i need to get executor of estate to deal with his financial responsibitly that he left behind? or to keep the house and everything in it.Can i get everyone's advice?
    First of all, we have NO idea what country you're in. Laws are different in each country, so anything we suggest might be useless. For instance, I'm a woman who lives in Australia. Just over a century ago in Australia, a woman could not inherit property. It might still be that way in your country. I don't know where you are.





    As a general rule, the next of kin get the estate. For instance, the spouse, or the children, or the nearest living relative. But laws are different everywhere.





    You need to actually consult a solicitor in your area. Nobody here will be qualified to give you good advice. It will cost you, so ask business people in town whom they use as their solicitor and get a good recommendation. Just go into a business and ask about. That way you should get a good deal and get a competent solicitor or lawyer who knows what they are doing and won't rob you blind.





    I am very sorry for your loss, if your father has indeed died. Your father should have left a will. It's a timely reminder that I need to get one done.





    Best wishesCan i get everyone's advice?
    i would keep the house and everything in it because your the next closest thing to him, so u keep everything