Is this is good advice to get a man off your back ?

MAN: 'Can I buy you a drink?'


WOMAN: 'Actually,I'd rather have the money


MAN: 'Your face must turn a few heads.


WOMAN: 'Yours must turn a few stomachs.


MAN: 'I think I could make you very happy.


WOMAN: 'Why are you leaving.


MAN:'Where have you been all my life?'


WOMAN: 'Hiding from you.


Man: 'Is this seat empty?


WOMAN: 'This one will be if you sit by me'.


MAN: 'So what do you do for a living?'


WOMAN: 'I'm a female impersonator.'Is this is good advice to get a man off your back ?
most men aren't trying to get on a woman's backIs this is good advice to get a man off your back ?
thanks and a Very MERRY CHRISTMAS

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Chuckles!!!!!
have you been following me around listening to all the rejections ? just kidding , I always got the standard 'washing my hair that night'. Now at this point in my life i'm rather glad they were!
That should do the trick.
I adore it! I am reveling in giggles the last couple of days. Thanks, keep up the good work!
Lots of chuckles with this one. Thanks.
Thanks for the chuckles ! I needed them tonight !
why beat around the bush?????
Susie, that is the cutest, you always pick the best! A star for you again!
That was so good. I will have to remember that last line if I ever get into a situation like that.I don't go out anymore, so it will be doubtful. Thank you for your sense of humor, Suzie!
i will remember that good advice

Looking for some DISNEYWORLD advice. Any way to get some great deals for dining..in the park hotels...?

or transportation from a resort to the cruise ship? Our trip is next month and the cruise is already booked but looking for a hotel and park tickets. Thanks!!Looking for some DISNEYWORLD advice. Any way to get some great deals for dining..in the park hotels...?
Right now if you book through disney they have a free dining plan offer. You really can't beat that!


ALso make sure to check out Mousesavers.com and www.allears.net they have great resources on saving money. Our week long trip two years ago cost over $4000 this year using tips from those sites it'll come in around $2000.


The Orlando area has lots of limo services that are cheaper than the disney transport option to get to the cruise.Looking for some DISNEYWORLD advice. Any way to get some great deals for dining..in the park hotels...?
Go to Disney's website. we just got done planning our trip for 11 days finally. Good luck with all. Airfare wasn't bad at all, but Disney is where they get u for ur $. Stay in the park though cause if u don't %26amp; the park is full that day u may not be able to get in. They don't tell u that , but sometimes it happens that way. You can get a family dining plan for an xtra $40 per person per day, but it didn't seem to be much cheaper for us. There were also a few places in the park that were $15 %26amp; under(animal Kingdom %26amp; epcot were the only 2 i seen). The hotel was also cheaper to eat at %26amp; get transfer tickets if ur not renting a car. There is a tram in the park to take u from place to place %26amp; i'm also trying to find out about a shuttle service i heard about if u want to leave the park area %26amp; go on the outside strip. Good luck %26amp; have fun on ur trip.
def contact disney directly on that. transportation is provided from cruise line to disney world as well as specials just for cruise people. call them.

What is the worst advice you've gotten on to your question on Yahoo Answers?

So I know there's a question about the ';best advice'; that you've gotten through Yahoo answers, but what has the worst advice been? And I'm not talking about an answer that just posts a link to someone else's question or advertisement... but what was some advice that either a) failed horribly or b) was just a terrible idea that someone gave you on Yahoo Answers?What is the worst advice you've gotten on to your question on Yahoo Answers?
a kid once answered my computer networking question with ';go ask ur mom';What is the worst advice you've gotten on to your question on Yahoo Answers?
I posted a question asking folks to list moderate republicans. I got several posts recommending Sarah Palin, and another linking me to a moderate democrat. Utterly baffled by the idiocy.
Mostly when I ask questions in the diet section I get terrible advice from stupid kids
they told me to go talk to my bf and we broke up :(

In Australia: what advice about getting rid of old computer and electronic materials?

Live in Wollongong but I'd like advice about any schemes throughout AustraliaIn Australia: what advice about getting rid of old computer and electronic materials?
your council should generally have its own schemes for recycling electronic items





alternatively, you could offer things on freecycle (international, with groups in most towns or areas) - as a moderator on my group, there are a few people who take in broken computers etc, make new whole ones out of them and pass them on to charity etcIn Australia: what advice about getting rid of old computer and electronic materials?
contact the woollongong council, and ask them if they have a recycling service for electrical goods.


if you go into a post shop _australia post_ they have postable bags to put old mobile phones and batteries in to be recycled.


good luck





or, if the goods work, see if a school or church or day care or seniors centre could use them.


op shops wont accept them
I don't live in Australia but I would think you should recycle it.
I here you have lots of sharks. throw them into the ocean and feed the sharks

Can we afford to get married? I need advice badly and asap?

k so me and my boyfriend have been together for 4 1/2 years...but the only thing is...no ones really known about it because in our church your not supposed to date, our just supposed to get married through faith, and also you have to be a member(baptised) in order for the church to fully allow it. Well ya...neither of us are baptised and my mom recently found out about us from snooping in my cell phone. And know shes saying that I have to tell my dad, and my dad is going to say ';since your together you have to get married right away'; but neither of us are done with school and we were going to atleast wait till then to tell our parents but now were kind of stuck, and getting married isnt such the big issue, because we would have had to tell our parents at some point...the biggest issue is, will we even be able to pay our bills? together we have an income of $3000, our expenses would be $400 car payments each, house, groceries, insurance, health coverage etc.---is it possible to do?Can we afford to get married? I need advice badly and asap?
The bible does demand pre-marital chastity, and honoring one's parents.





This article may help:


http://watchtower.org/e/19990215/article鈥?/a>Can we afford to get married? I need advice badly and asap?
You dont sound like your really ready to get married....I wouldnt_
YOU JUST ANSWERED YOURE OWN QUESTION NO YOU ARE NOT READY AND YOU MUST BE A JAHOVAH WITINESS
only if you all are strong enough to weather through the bad times together because money doesnt matter love will always find a way money you can always find its love thats hard especially through the struggles through life.it was hard for us to but weve weathered through it all and were still holding strong but it wasnt easy follow your heart
If you don't want to get married, don't do it! You could do it though, but it would be very difficult. Just tell your parents while you respect their religious beliefs about marriage, you do not find them very practical for your life. Tell them that money is a reality. Also, I think that your mother snooping is wrong and disrespectful. Aren't you upset? You're an adult. You have the right to be treated like one.
could make it. Just watch what you spend your money on.
YES YOU CAN ...DI YOU KNOW THAT MAN CALL THE JUSTICE OF THE PEACE....


IT'S THE CHEAP WAY...


$27 IN MOST STATES


BUT IF YOU REALLY LOVE HIM THAT WOULD BE THE BEST WAY.


BUT IF YOU WANT TO DO IT FOR A SHOW.. JUST MAYBE IT WILL COST YOU GUYS,


YOU DON'T HAVE TO MARRY RIGHT AWAY IF YOU'RE NOT READY TOO. WHEN IT COME TO THIS ISSUE THIS ISN'T ANY OF YOUR PARENTS BUSINESS.THEY DON'T HAVE TO LIVE WITH YOU DO... YOU GUYS HAVE TO MAKE UP YOUR MIND TOGETHER...BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO WHEN YOU GET MARRIED

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My friend is in a bad relationship and I don't know hot to help get her out...advice?

Ok..so my best friend is in a terrible relationship. She knows she should leave and full on admits to knowing but...but she doesn't. He calls her names and hangs out with her like once a week even though they live together. He tells her she is a c**t and fat and ugly and he hates her. Then he will apologize and be nice for a day and then go right back to being the biggest jerk ever! Only one day out of the month he is nice to her...no joke. She says ';I always thought that the good times out weigh the bad'; But she hurts and cries on a daily basis. I keep trying to tell her love is not always enough and she needs to leave...but I am telling her something she already knows. Any idea's on how to get her out?My friend is in a bad relationship and I don't know hot to help get her out...advice?
She probably already knows that he's a dirtbag. Just tell her that you care for her and that he's not treating her right, have her move in with you so you can help her. Actually if he is such a jerk to her, then that's not love. Love is not just a word, love is a verb.My friend is in a bad relationship and I don't know hot to help get her out...advice?
oh dear, you are a wonderful friend. ok i think i have the solution for you...you can tell her my story which is similar as hers,...i'll send it to you....good luck
my ex was like that when i did leave i had to do it on my own she thinks he is the only guy for her but when she does leave him she will be a better person it will take a while to trust again she will think every guy will do that .. I wasted 3 years with that loser (my ex) if he beats her like my ex did she needs to leave him before he kills her that is what got me to leave
He is controlling and abusive. She has to GET OUT NOW before he turns violent! Tell her that you're trying to help her, as her friend, and you're only looking out for her best interest!!! So far it's only emotional, but it CAN get physical! And it's very, very abusive how he is speaking to her. She should call a domestic abuse hotline. She needs to speak to someone who can tell her how to deal with him, and who will explain to her how important it is to get out of this relationship if she won't end it, herself. Maybe you can also get a bunch of her friends together, sit her down, and have all them tell her how worried they are for her. I would also suggest an order of protection or a restraining order before he gets worse!
THERE IS NOT MUCH YOU CAN DO FOR HER. JUST BE THERE FOR HER WHEN SHE NEEDS YOU. SHE WANTS TO SEE THE GOOD IN HIM BUT THERE PROBABLY IS NOT MUCH GOOD IN SOMEONE LIKE THAT. YOU CAN TELL HER THAT PEOPLE LIKE THAT DON'T CHANGE BUT SHE WON'T BELIEVE IT TIL SHE HAS HAD ENOUGH OF THE ABUSE. IT IS ALMOST LIKE A DRUG ADDICT YOU CANT CHANGE THEM ON YOUR OWN THEY HAVE TO WANT TO CHANGE...WITH YOUR FRIEND SHE HAS TO SERIOUSLY WANT OUT OF THE RELATIONSHIP IN ORDER TO LEAVE THAT A**HOLE.

Do you TAKE the Advice you get on Yahoo Answers?

I have become fanatical about asking very private, ';honest'; questions on here. Mainly about my bad luck streak with men and lousy friendships/associations. I've had a few ';fans'; of my questions critically call me out, because they felt I was ';wallowing in extreme self-pity'; or that I somehow, get a kick from asking such emotionally charged questions. I sit in front of a cpu 9 hours out my day M-F. And I have a LOT of time to think about what went wrong, or why things are happening in my life as they are---so instead of me---psycho analyzing myself---I asked those very questions here. I have received BRILLIANT advice and some very harsh criticisms all the same. But I can ';honestly'; say that I do take the advice I get from the strangers on here and have made some very wise decisions because of it. I just wanted to say that, because sometimes I think the avid yahoo answer respondents start to feel taken for granted. And some of this advice really is life changing. Do you TAKE the Advice you get on Yahoo Answers?
I've only asked one question so far, but I've answered many. I love reading everyone's responses, and there is a lot of wisdom in most of them, but I also feel by answering questions I am kind of taking advice from myself (thinking through my own issues). You see, things are difficult, and it is like therapy for me to answer other peoples questions and help them with things I've had personal experience with in the hopes that they may avoid some of the pitfalls I have had. I don't claim to have all the answers, even for myself, but it's great to try to help people, and share with everyone some of common problems or situations we all face. When you're feeling down, the best thing to do is do something for someone else.





One thing I don't like to see is people giving advice when they have had no personal experience with it, or they can't see both sides of something. It's hard not to give someone truthful, strong medicine (when they obviously need it), but you can usually do it in such a way that is, for the most part, positive. I love this place!Do you TAKE the Advice you get on Yahoo Answers?
Sometimes I do, but other times the advice might just give me some insight to what I may or may not do. Helps me to make a decision or get what I am looking for. Even though we are all strangers on here, we are here to help each other no matter the problem or situation. Yeah sometimes you may not like to hear what the other person says, but ya know it could very well be the truth and help you alot.
Honestly, I take the advice I receive on here with a grain of salt.





I've found that the women who post here tend to be more Christian-oriented, judgemental, closed-minded, and prudes than the women I tend to befriend. No offense, of course. There are also lots of cool people.
Sometimes the cold hard truth is what people need instead of beating around the bush and half answers. but I doubt most people want to hear the cold hard truth and not that confident that it make that much of a difference in the long run.
I read the advice. Then mix it with my own thoughts. But at the end of the day, it's up to me, they do influence me though.
Sometimes.





Depends on the question I suppose............





I'm glad you are getting the help you need, I'm pretty sure that's the proper intention of this forum.





Some of us have far too much fun on here though;)
its not that i actually follow the advice, but to know there are other people out in the world who are or at one point have been through the same stuff i am at the moment..
i take advice sometimes. at the end of the day, i make my own decision.
Sometimes
Awesome statement !!!! :)
Only from my contacts.





Luv y'all.
Let's just say I take rational advice if I have to but not 100% into taking them...usually I ask questions to get their opinion...to see things in different angles and that way they can help me to determine a better decision by putting together all their opinions and it's a great help to make me analyzed and realized things. I don't mind and always thankful for any kind of opinions whether they just answer your question to criticize or to share a real opinion.